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Physics and Law Enforcement

Physics and Law Enforcement

“If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement I’d be unstoppable!”

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If you’re a force with which even Mother Nature should reckon, you NEED this shirt. Show Tony that you, not he, is the boss!

Price: $12.00
PnP: $1.50

Hurting You is the Last Thing I Want to Do...

Hurting You is the Last Thing I Want to Do...

“Hurting you is the last thing I want to do… but it’s still on the list.”

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Show them where they rank in your world with this clever bit of mischeif. Instant party, just add T!

Price: $12.00
PnP: $1.50

Come to the Dark Side.  We Have Cookies...

Come to the Dark Side. We Have Cookies...

“Come to the Dark Side… We have cookies.”

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You always knew there was a reason you did what you did to kittens, and now you know why! In case you needed a solid excuse for making it official, check out these white chocolate macadamia cookies!

Price: $18.00
PnP: $0.00

The Official Bad Apple Shirt

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Bad Apple Shirts

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C’mon. You love us and we know it. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, you should mock all who DON’T love us. Buy the shirt to show you were there when it started. How much will you pay for that Bad Apple Shirt? Not a whole lot!

Price: $15.00
PnP: $0.00

We Dont Call 911

We Dont Call 911

“We don’t call 911!”

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Y’know, we heard somewhere that anything you do to a home intruder while he’s still in your home is nice and legal. At least give the perp some fair warning. Buy this shirt and wear it to bed.

Price: $12.00
PnP: $1.50

Obama: Not My President

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Y'know yer pissed. Show off your disapproval!

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This shirt is available in a cardinal red!

Price: $17.00
PnP: $0.00